Basel Switzerland
August 25th 1922
Mr.
M. John Bunnell.
Dear
23 year old scrub :- About 23 years ago, on the 19th of September if
I remember right, there was one of the spirits of the spirit world
had the chance to enter the body of one of the ugliest little rascals
that ever came to earth and they named him Merrill John Bunnell. You
see it is quite a long time back, and i can't remember him extra
well, only how ugly, and how mean he was at first. But the funny
part of it was, the spirit was pretty good, really a fine looking
chap, and you know an ugly and a pretty person cannot get along
together, and being that this particular spirit was so pretty, and so
strong when he looked on the ugly body he had entered, he decided he
had some real hard work, to make his mate (the body) a better looker.
And you know, I remember it so well, the spirit worked so hard with
the body that he had to line in, that at last he made a fine looking
young mad out of him. And he still gets prettier from day to day and
the spirit still works so hard with him, and made him such a pretty
looker, that the President of the Alpine Stake of Zion's daughter
admired the boy. At first, the (body) thought oh I am too ugly, and
not far enough along in life, to step out with such classy gems. The
spirit pushed him forward again, and said, don't be so little, get
ahead with the others, and show them you are something, and don't
always think you are just a little behind the other fellow. So it
went on until the spirit made a date for him, because he did not dare
to do it himself. He took the hint this time, and he began to show
really waht he was, and before long, he was way, way, up in life, and
was well thought of by everybody and he keeps getting prettier and
better all the time. Well it went on so for a while, and the body
got disgusted again, and thought he should not go to A. F. anymore.
But you know the last I saw was that that little spirit gave M.J.
another inspiration, and the last I saw was that little old ford of
L.L. Bunnell's (with M.J. ) going north so fast, I thought the wheels
would all come off. I noticed at the same time, that the gas feed
was pulled down so far it was almost bent double. The fellow that
sit in the Ford had a smile on his face a yard long. I would sure
liket o have a picture of the pretty fellow now and compare it with
someone else who had at first a pretty body and an ugly spirit and
where the spirit had overcome the body and won it over.
Well
Merrill, I hope you many happy returns for September 19th and hope
that all is well with you at present, and will always remain so. I
would like to be there to give you 23 spats but instead I will give
you 23 oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo then we'll give you the spats when I
get home.
Last
monday August 21st I got three letters. One from Lamond, one from
Irwin, and one from Momma and Papa. I was certainly glad to hear from
you all again. TEll Irwin that he shouldn't get sick like that
again; it isn't healthy for him. How did the hay come out? Was it
spoiled bad or not? I heard that they have had a terrible storm in
America, but I never see a newspaper, and never know, but very little
about conditions there just what you write me in the letters. I
haven't taken many pictures to send. I will have another bunch now
soon. It costs so much to geth the work done here, and also there
isn't much to take. I have tried several timesto take pictures of
some old buildings and things, but everytime I try it the police get
after me and won't let me, and I won't buy post cards, just to spite
them. Say I would be very much pleased if you would take a picture of
all the grain stacks and send me when you have them ready. Please
send also one of the house, and when there is anything else of
importance. Say, Irwin, take an old man's advice, and if it is
possible get a little more schooling. Don't be such a dumb donkey as
I am. I wish I had studied harder when I did go. Please give Aunt
Litty, and the family my best regards.
Say,
if it isn't too much bother for you, I wish once and a while you
would nap up some of the Provo papers and send me. You can send them
quite cheap. I would like to know some of the conditions there.
Another
thing, I wish that you would inquire in some of the optical stores
how much you must pay for the "Carl Zeiss" field glass No.
16x40. Lots of them will probably tell you they don't make such a
large glass. They will probably say the best is 8x30, but tell them
you know different the 16x40 is an extra large glass. Then please
write and tell me how much they are - please. But don't
tell
them anything about this pair that I have, because they might get
sore, and might make trouble for me to get them over.
Today,
there is about 2000 marks forone dollar, compared with 1200 for a
week ago, conditions don't look so extra good. The Austrian kronen
is now worthless. 1,000,000 Rubels (Russia) for 50 cents. If you want
to be a millionaire easy, buy 50 cents worth of Russian Rubels. By
the way, when you send me money from now on, I wish you would send it
in dollar's not francs. Probably you will have to tell them at the
Church office, because they do it. The reason is, I believe the
Swiss money will also go down some, and if it does, I don't like to
have so much changed into franc's at once because then I lose so much
money on it. At present there is about 5 francs 25 sonteens to one
dollar. When I came over it was a little less than five francs.
Well I am tired of writing at present so I will do something else for
a while, and ship this off probably tomorrow. I must go have supper
yet, and then afterwards go to visit a friend. There is never resting
hours for a missionary, they are always busy.